I just called my beloved, Len.
I name I have rarely used… It’s not that common in the modern world.
But It was the name of my Granddad. A man even my mum never met.
So it’s official. I have turned into my Nan.
I’m used to vowel aphasia ….
I speak with a vowel impediment.
My vowel movements are legendary.
But Now I have consonant constipation as well?
Luckily, my language disembowelling
Does not stretch to the written word.
So we should be safe here.
Len you never send me flowers…
I know .
I’ve got my coat.
Copyright Dale Beck 2018.